Why hello there, and welcome, to a special thanksgiving edition of the D’s that T. Happy Thanksgiving to you, and you andyouandyouandyou. I hope this day finds everyone well amongst kith and kin. Some of you may give thanks for making the playoffs this year, while others may only give thanks that you have not yet been eliminated from contention. The Pilgrims, as we all know, set out from merry old England to throw off the shackles of religious persecution, and to one day create the building blocks for a new nation whose citizens would live free enough for ten jackass college friends to assemble fictional sporting teams from the players of actual sporting teams, pit these “teams” against each other on a weekly basis, and trade insults and dick jokes over an internet message board. Yes my friends, this is what thanksgiving is all about, and I, for one, give thanks for fantasy footballs’s very existence.
Also for booze, I give thanks for sweet lady alcohol, because goddamn it if I don’t love me some sauce around the holidays.
