Sunday, September 25, 2011

Week 2


Holy shit, I haven’t seen this many blowouts since my last trip to Jersey Shore!*  The closest game this week was between the Corporation and NY Bailout and even that nail-biter was decided by 18 points.  On the other side Kurt managed to weather the Jamal Charles catastrophe while outscoring Labrie to the tune of 55 points.   The Powerbottoms, TighterThanDickskin, and Woodhead B. Cheating all eclipsed the century mark.  It looks like Andrew has decided to mix things up this year and implode at the beginning of the season as opposed to the playoffs.   Way to think outside the box Andrew!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Monday Night Poonball - Week 2

Are you ready for some football?  No seriously I’m asking because this week’s matchup between New York and St. Louis is about as compelling as reading facebook posts.  Oh really? You ‘like’ summertime?  What an extraordinary thing we have in common.  Lets you, me, and the 13.4 million other people who also like the summer time have a picnic by the sea!  Speaking of facebook:

Week 1

And we’re off!  An exciting week of football to start the new season.  I’m just so thrilled to be back to my favorite things:  Football, America, Jesus, and making out with my guy-friends Chevy Trucks!