I hope you animals are happy. I was already looking had to look at Brett Favre's cock to make this. Seriously- how fucking dumb is this guy? From what I read he had no sure reason to think she'd be into him, so he sent pics of his cock to some whorebag who up until that point hadn't shown any interest and never thought it would come back to haunt him? For him to so callously pull that move speaks to the willingness of dumbsluts in Wisconsin and Mississippi to basically bend over for him at his will then anything else. Why else would he have been so cavalier about the whole thing? Anyway- he's just like a kid out there, a gunslinger just having fun.... and sexually harassing sluts from Florida State.
Anyway- who's ready for some Poonball?!?!
Three games in flux this week!
Chumguzzlers v NY Bailout:
At one point before the Sunday night game the score was 78-3 which prompted me to text Ryan: "Is there a battered women's shelter your team can check into? " Turns our Ryan has been working crazy hours and didn't have time to update his roster so there is more than a chance Karma will take care of me and make sure I get destroyed in an epic Poonbowlathaon. Ryan / Biz are down by 60 but he has Sanchez, Randy Moss, and the Jets D so it is absolutely possible- especially when you consider my taunting.
Chance of poonball? 59%
Multiple Scoregasms v. Schaub on my Knob:
Wy neglected to start his defense and now finds himself down 10 points. The good news is he has NY 3rd receiver Jericho Cotchery left to go, the bad news is that Brett has NY 2nd receiver Braylon Edwards left to go. That there were 9 defenses available this week that would have wiped out that 10 points deficit, and 4 that could have given him a 10 point lead is less of a fun fact and more of an indictment of his prospects of winning this league.
Chance of poonball? 14%
Focus on the Ab v. The Corporation:
The battle for the basement is close! A mere 6 points separate these sad-sack bottom feeders with Paul hoping his lead can be maintained by Visanthe Shincoe"hanging out" in the endzone. Going for Jay is Santonio Holmes (himself no stranger to dong pics on deadspin) and Dustin Keller. This is going to be a rough one- and could come down to the 4th quarter which could make for a late night for both Jay and Paul.
Chance of poonball? 77.39%
Horny Imigrants v. The Kicking Ben's:
Yeah this one is over. ADP can widen the margin of victory for Clancy but Labrie's keg is tapped for the weekend.
Chance of poonball? 0%
In a shoot-out Andrew topped Kurt with a 115 point showing. Neither team has any players left to go so it looks like the Orangutan Breast MilkGin and Juicers will slide into the top spot in the standings after tonight.
Chance of poonball? 0%
Until next week time-
By all means, go fuckyourselves.
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