Monday Night Poonball! - Season 2 - Week 6

Are you ready for some Poonball?

Because if you don't get your shit together Hank Williams Jr. is going to stick the Dorothy on Gloria Estefan's body and marry this abomination.

So I'll ask again:

Are you ready for some fucking Poonball? Because 4 out of 5 games are still in flux and two of them are seperated by less then 2 points.

Chumguzzlers v Multiple Scoregasms:

Oh its all over. You can't bring that weak shit into Chumguzzler stadium. Sure- 65 points may be enough to roll over pussy teams like The Corporation and Focus On The Abs, but you need to bring your A-Game when you play a top flight team like the Chumguzzlers. At one point during the broadcast of the game one of the announcers said, "The Scoregasms are playing like a bunch of worthless cunts out there." Cunts, Wyley. He said the word 'cunts' on national TV. For shame.

Chance of poonball? 0%

Cooter's Grundel v. Schaub on my Knob:

Its a close one! The Rothwhich has just over a 1 point lead on the Grundly gang but both teams have players in action this evening. Brett has Nate Washington at WR while Kurt has Chris Johnson at RB. Seemingly this would be a slam dunk poonathon for Kurt but Washington has outscored Johnson twice already this season (week 2, and week 4). That said, I think CJ is going to run train on the Jags D tonight so get ready to cry yourself to sleep in your white t-shirt and blue track shorts you big goofy bastard.

Chance of poonball? 86%

Horny Imigrants v. The Corporation:

Some lively trash-talk going on this week between Clancy and Paul but unfortunately the matchup failed to live up to the hype. Paul still has Mike Williams left but he would have to more than triple his best week of the year (week 1) and hope that Clancy's kicker fails to um.. kick.

Chance of poonball? 2.29%

NY Bailout v. The Kicking Ben's:

Holy shit! It's a 0.17 point game. Doubtful that it will finish that close because Labrie still has Kenny Britt and the Tenn. team defense. Stranger things have happened, a couple fumbles and a blowout by the Jags could save the Bailout but... yeah, I smell some poonball.

Chance of poonball? 98.32%

Focus on the Abs v. Gin and Juicers:

Could this be the week Jay finally gets off the Schnide? He has a 17 point lead going into tonight with Andrew still packing pocket rocket Mojo Drew. 17 points is a tall order for the dimunitive rusher who's best performane to date is 19 points, but his efforts in the other four weeks average out at just under 5 points per game. Can the Hot Garbage Water Gin and Juicers keep the hapless Focus on the Abs winless for another week? Remains to be scene but as it happens I'm up in my other league by 17 points and am facing Mojo as well so I'll be rooting against Andrew this week... more than I usually do.

Chance of poonball? 39.16%

See you Friday. Don't forget to go fuckyourselves!