Monday Night Poonball! - Season 2 - Week 7

Do you have your team's shit together? Perhaps your recent trades, or lack there of, will help you win the coveted Dorothy. If you don't, this guy is going to win it:



And he'll fill it with the teeth from all the hookers he punches. Don't let that happen.
So some Poonball?


Again we have 4/5 games still in flux, although 2 or arguably 3 are basically over. But hey, that’s why they play the games. I don’t think anyone foresaw the Raiders hanging 59 points on Denver or the Browns taking down the Saints.

The Chumguzzlers v. The Kicking Bens:
Ouch. I spoke arrogantly of blasphemous things last week when I declared my team was going on coast-mode because I had a playoff birth shored up. The mighty gods of football punished me for my hubris by striking down my QB’s top 2 receivers and hobbling his tight end. My 35 points will be an all time low if Hakeen Nicks doesn’t show up tonight and at least make it respectable. Technically I’m not out of it but I would be counting on Nicks for 250 yards, 6 TD’s and about 20 catches. Labrie also has Witten going so yeah… I’m fucked. The worst part is that if Nicks has even decent game I could end up losing my other league. If anyone needs me I'll be drinking Cuttysark out of my shoe.

Chance of Poonball: 0.000397%

Cooters Grundel v. Multiple Scoregasms:
Kurt needs only ten points from Tony Homo and Ahmad Bradshaw to take down Wyley. In Wyley's favor the Giants Pass D is solid, and Bradshaw’s TD’s seem to be headed to Brandon Jacobs of late. Not in Wyley's favore is his personality and 10 points isn’t much to ask for from a Qb and a RB. The likelihood of Kurt pulling off a pooning in consecutive weeks seems good.

Chance of Poonball: 83.69%

Focus on the Abs v. Schaub on my Knob:
Jay needs 28 points from Brandon Jacobs and the Giants D which isn’t completely out of the question. As I noted above, the giants D is one of the best in the league of late and Jacobs seems to have regained his role in the Giants attack as the goal-line option. Still, 28 pts is a tall order for a 2nd RB and a defense facing Miles Austin, Jay Witten and Dez Bryant. If Jay pulls this off its the type of victory that a team can rally behind and make a push for the playoffs. If he loses, its the type of loss that has players selling their equipment in chinatown.

Chance of Poonball: 10.871%

Gin and Juicers v. Horny Immigrants:
The axe body spray gin and juicers find themselves down 21 and will need Miles Austin to have his best game of the season against a pretty strong defense, while at the same time hoping Clancy’s cowboys D gives up enough points to go negative or at the very least score under 5 points. Not bloody likely.

Chance of Poonball 17.38%s

NY Bailout v. The Corporation:
The surging NY Bailout took care of their pooning on Sunday night with a come from behind win against Paul’s craporation who now head back to the basement to battle Jay for the worst team in the league award for another week. This one is over.

Chance of Poonball 0.00%

See you Friday! Go Fuck Yourselves!