Monday Night Poonball! - Season 2 - Week 8

Oh Brett Favre, you can only dream about obtaining the Dorothy as you nurse your lacerated chin.  But for you my intrepid league-mates the dream could come true:

 

So lets have it shall we?



Three games technically up for grab but only 1 isn't basically a forgone conclusion.

The Chumguzzlers v. Cooters Grundel:
I won't say its over but lets just say that Andre Johnson scoring 4 TD's would go a long way to avoiding a second straight loss for the Chumguzzlers. 

Chance of Poonball: 1.87%

Focus on the Abs v. Multiple Scoregasms:
Interesting situation here.  Jay is down by less then a half a point but he still has Wayne and Garcon going tonight.  On the other side Wyley has Peyton Manning, who will inevitably benefit from points going to Jay's receivers.  That said, yards for receivers generate more points then for QB's, and WR's get points for receptions while QB's do not.  Honestly, I'm not sure if we've ever seen it happen before but theoretically Jay could win this.
 
Chance of Poonball: 23.67%

The Kicking Bens v. The Corporation:
The Corporation showed additional signs of life and pulled off a Sunday night pooning after being the recipient of one last week.

Chance of Poonball: 0.00%

Gin and Juicers v.  NY Bailout:
The <i>oranguton urine</i> gin and juicers need only 0.5 points from Arian Foster to top NY Bailout and end their brief resurgence. 

Chance of Poonball 97.38%






Schaub on my Knob v. The Horny Immigrants:
Clancy's done for the week and trails by 10, meanwhile Brett has his QB and 3rd receiver so he'll get to pile on tonight... like Clancy will pile on the shredded cheese on top of his bowl of taco-bell meat. 

Chance of Poonball 0.00%

So um yeah, Go fuckyourselves.