Monday, October 3, 2011

Monday Night Poonball- Week 4

  
 
Hit it Hank!

 

Hank? Uh-roh.  Looks like someone went ahead and compared our current President to a perpatrator of genocide.  Bad Idea Jeans Mr. Williams; ESPN frowns on that kind of thing so tonight's game will not feature the intro.  To be fair though, how are we so certain that he wasn't comparing Boehner to Hitler and Obama to Netanyahu?  I mean it's a terrible analogy either way but let's not put too much stock in the ramblings of a washed up country music singer who once cushoined his fall from a mountain with his face. 
Anyway, it's going to be another hot turd of a game tonight so hopefully some poonball will liven things up! 
TighterThanDickskin 71.66 v. Cooter's Grundel 104.55 :  0%  Donezo.
Gin and Juicers 90.64 v.  The Sprinting Bens 102.68:  0.00001%  Done as well.  Mike Williams would have to fumble 4 times and get tackled for a 20 yard loss. 
The Corporation 94.83 v. Catalina Wine Mixer 50.65: 0.87%  Not much chance here either unless Reggie Wayne has the game of his life and Lagarrette Blount gets hurt on the first play from scrimmage.
Power Bottoms 95.83 v. NY Bailout 94.60:  0%  It was a close one but it’s over.
Bagel w/ Butter 79.03 v. Woodhead B. Cheating 103.90: 0%  Done.   
Sweet- the fantasy implications of this game are even less exciting than the actual implications.

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