Crying Don Draper is sad. Is it because he realized that he's a fictional character, and therefore can never actually have The Dorothy on his desk? Or does he weep for the loss of one of this century's last true cocksmen? I speak of course of recently engaged Horny Immigrants owner Clancy. Perhaps it is both. Either way, there is no reason for you to weep, for you are as real as the day is long and The Dorothy is still within all of your grasps.
So Poonball or Poonball?
Three games up for grabs!
The Chumguzzlers v. The Corporation:
It looked well in hand for the CG's early but Dez Bryant's garbage time stat boost last night allowed Paul and The Craporation to pull within four points. Paul has Terrell Owens tonight, who needs to not only make up the four point balance but also needs to outstrip Rashard Mendenhall who is the last man standing for the Chum Guzzlers. Based on projected points I should be in the clear but the way the CG's have been sliding lately I'll call it a toss up.
Chance of Poonball: 49.89%
The Horny Immigrants v. The Multiple Scoregasms:
Yup- this is over unless Mike Wallace somehow sets the record for all time career fumbles by a receiver in the span of a single game. Solid effort Wyley. Maybe have setting your lineup be the one thing your wife doesn't decide for you?
Chance of Poonball: 0.0000000000007%
The Kicking Bens v
Labrie put up a 108 points despite getting negative numbers from Jonathan Stewart, largely due to a 28 point day from the Packers D who had the good fortune of playing the joke of a team that is the Dallas Cowboys. Andrew however is not out of it, as he has the Pittsburgh D tonight against the struggling Bengals and needs only 15 points. Pittsburgh has come up at that big in the past but they're struggling with some injuries and for some reason James Harrison can't seem to play without spearing 8 or 9 guys before kickoff.
Chance of Poonball: 47.68%
Schaub on my Knaub v. NY Bailout:
All over. Looks like Biz / Ryan's interest in their team lasted about as long as we all expected. Look for them to rename the team Automatic Bye.
Chance of Poonball 0.00%
Focus on the Abs v. Cooters Grundel:
Jay is up three points and has Pittsburgh Kicker Jeff Reed still in the mix tonight. Kurt meanwhile has the shell of the quarterback who used to be Carson Palmer and Hines Ward attempting the poonball try. If it were any other team I'd say Jay has a punchers chance of staving off Kurt but hey- its just been one of those years for Focus on the Abs.
Chance of Poonball 89.13%
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